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When your mates use those joke candles on your birthday cake that you just can't blow out

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User: sapient_homo

Categories: notgayporn

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Olympic Swimmers

I tried to make it seasonal.

What a great friend!

Flash cards would’ve been more challenging

You're crying from all the stress when a coworker comes to say you're late for a

Declassified Area 51 Archive Photo

Gonna make a salad

Oh Jesus.

Enjoying the simple things of winter

You wanna go to bed? You have a better game in the bed? Alright then.

When it's laundry day and you check to see what's clean and what's dirty

When your bro whispers philosophy to your ear..

I got you bro

Dinosaurs

When your bro insists that his toes crack in a suspicious way, but no matter how

Tragically getting strangled to death in your sleep

daily commute struggles

???‍?

Assassin's Creed's new DLC.

when your mcchicken has way too much mayonnaise

In these uncertain times....

when you're relaxing on your hammock and you spill your lemonade

Hmm...

Such a selfless friend, sucking out the snake bite venom to save his buddy...

Election 2020

This will only hurt a little

A true hero

when you jump onto a waterbed and it springs a leak

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