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User: BedWedOrBehead

Categories: LucieWildeIsRetarded

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She's about to blow
They're down to her belly button
She's trying to taste what her asshole sounds like
Whoever pulls it out will be the King of England
You may die as you lived… drowning in tits
Damn that's a lot of jizz
Barely knows what's going down
Titty fisting!
Millions wonder what she knows… it tastes like Smurf Berry Crunch
Mike testes. One, two… three?
She only agreed because he said he was James Franco
She thinks it makes them poutier
He said he was re-inflating my boobies
All nannies do this, right? (x-post from /r/BustyNaturals)
What to do in case of earthquake
So you say this is a test for the new underwire bra?
She's just chilly and would like a shirt
"Fitness" jump rope between her honkers
Deer in the headlights
"Where is your nose?"
Pretty sure this is how face cream works
She refuses to take a bath without her favorite rubber-ducky
Drowning in her own sexiness
They told me I'm holding the couch down
Nice
Checking for lumps is part of healthy titties!
Finally got to live out her lifelong dream of being a hotdog bun
Lucie gets a job testing the durability of exercise balls
Lucie Wilde