Hello little boys. How many of you think your wife/girlfriend would take a seat here without even asking you? zNSFW

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Categories: SmallDickHumiliation

Juliet Starling [Lollipop Chainsaw]

Disappointment.

May the biggest win

Samus is Unimpressed

Sorry, you're just too tiny... it's in your genes... nothing u can do

My attempt at the magnum challenge

That expression

I love when my ex roasts me

It's not that small.....right?

Flat-out superior

In a pinch in more ways than one

don’t come to me unless you’re coming with the utmost humility. you couldn’t

fully hard? are you kidding me?

Redditor u/gc1000 sent me this comparison of me vs. him and told me to post it, adding

Armadillo dick ???

Drunk college sluts embarrassing their boyfriend's by showing the sizes of their

Hey little small dick losers

Cheating wife throws away a 6 year relationship all for a "bigger" dick!

Dicks like yours deserve to be stepped on :) by me

How dare you?

Your baby dick is so tiny you can only wank with 2 fingers ?

This is what you call a dick?

Patiently waiting for a decent sized cock to fuck me properly ?(18)

No pathetic baby dicks allowed. I'm in charge and you do as you say now. ?

I'm only 18 and my pinky finger is 3 times the size of it ?

Your dick i smaller than my vitamins ?do you know how pathetic you are? (18)