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You weren't actually invited in the first place

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User: altaccountthree

Categories: pussyfree

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You thought it was a good idea to introduce her to your parents
The bride wore white, you wore a cage
Fading interest in you
Exclusive first look
It feels even better when you're sucking a cock
Even the gurls don't want you
You can't get no
Impeccable taste in real men
Selection
New Kiss Song
A dedication
Never trust two girls in a bar
She told you she was waiting for the right time...
She’s going to need you to cash in your 401k for her to call you names
She wouldn’t tell you how it was
Just a friend. With benefits.
Overstaying your welcome
Getting harder to hide it
Ladies should never marry a man who is a virgin
Don’t embarrass yourself by asking him to pull out
The gift that keeps giving more than you ever could
She’s swimming in the right gene pool by selecting him
Always ask them why they want to fuck a beta boy like yourself
Point of No Return
Ladies Choice
Right then and there
You’re so good at cleaning up messes now
Your turn
All he has to do is show it to them