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He just couldn't stand her "cancerous" fandom anymore

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Categories: bertstrips

Bert just doesn't understand the lingo these days.

Ernie's penis (NSFW)

Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures

Elmo asks Telly if he wants to come back to his place.

"If this were a free country, I would be able to freely kill myself!"

Where were you on 9/11?

They won't even pay for her "services"...

Full Metal Ernie

They sure do love giving blowjobs. [NSFW]

ABCD....

He Wasn't Even Being Discreet About It

"What's the matter with kids these days?"

Thinking of you. [NSFW]

Well its different. NSFW

Bert Strips? Not anymore!

There can only be one...

Late night TV with the Count!

Kosher, much?

Damn Boi

Erotic Novels + Bert Strips = Berterotica? Ooohh, my kinky stars!

Pearly Whites

Ernie's NSFW Wish

big turdy

The abortion failed, so on to plan C

Mystery of the Decade

My stupidest bertstrip ever.

Porky tells God that he had mistaken her for a 9 year old boy

It's fresh squeezed, tugged, and jerked into that glass...

Pairotto Groover

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