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The things you do for sex

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User: mattreyu

Categories: strippinthroughtime

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You said Netflix and chill.
When you drunk & think you subtle...
Why couldn't she be the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the
When the girl is a freak but ugly AF
When someone complains to your manager about your service
Medieval Rejections
When you're an ugly duckling but she's into Grey Goose
Absolutely scandalous
So good that everyone needs to see
Diagnosis
Dick game over 9000
"and we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"
The crazy/hot ratio is way off
Girls Gone Medieval
That gives a whole new meaning to "handservant"
10/100 maybe
I'm gonna need a new prescription for beer goggles
No matter what you've got, it's not enough
Party from the neck down
I'm sexy and I know it
Posting NSFW content
What's eating you?
The only time a girl calls me
Looks like tuna’s back on the menu boys
At least it's not beating a dead horse
Thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal
Netflix and chill when the door bell rings

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