I'm pretty sure whoever coined the phrase "Spare the rod and spoil the child" was talking about his daughter's butthole. zNSFW

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Cameltoes and oil

Ivy welcomes her daughter Ariel to her new life as a yellow ribbon girl.

My yellow ribbons have standing orders to find me girls that are younger and hotter.

April's last words were: "Of course, Daddy. I've wanted you to make me a black

FrettonDisney only feels like the happiest place on Earth - just wait until you see

Jenna and Aliyah greet each other in the manner they'd been using since both were

Mina is grown up enough that I feel I don't have to give her a warning before I fuck

"What would be wrong is if you don't give this ass a spanking."

Every year I attend the Fretton City Rotary Club's annual anti-polio orgy.

Seriously - either feed your girl, or put a black ribbon on her. Like that, the FSPCA

After having been caught shoplifting, Monica was put on public display.

"You'll have to get through us to get to her."

For all this talk of ribbons, most of us work at normal jobs, just like any other

I got a classmate that HATES losing. So much so she'll trade you her top to make

Every week the lowest-performing 10% get demoted to stress relief for the other employees

Much of Frettonese fashion involves accessorizing nude.

Jenny is a high-powered lawyer, one of the best Fretton has known. But when someone

I started to get the feeling that my daughter's sleepover was mostly an excuse to

"Daddy... I'm not really your black ribbon... am I?"

These black ribbon volunteers care more about who will be first, and who will be

My little girls are sleeping peacefully now, a far cry from the noise they can make.

You just kind of get used to the dynamics, like how an aunt will offer her niece

Frettonese goodbyes take forever, since it's not polite to leave without making the

Jerry used to give his son pointers, but the boy has gotten so good at fucking his

Kayla knows she has cum on her, and finds it weird you thought it worthy of comment.

Jodi thinks she's too old for a bare-bottomed spanking, but as long as my daughter

I explains that I only had room in my life for a single black ribbon, and that one

Spending time with Daddy was special when they were younger, but it's more of an

I might have overpaid for the car, but I think I got my money's worth out of the

It had seemed sexy to volunteer as Ashley's father's yellow ribbons when he was swapping