This is Mike. He knows the Heimlich Maneuver, so he could help his buddy when he was choking with a grape. Be more like Mike. zNSFW

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When you step into a pool and the water's really cold

When you put soothing ointment on an itchy poison oak rash

When your sleep is interrupted by an earthquake...

When your apartment is so hot that you can't even push open the windows without a

When your fag-hag thinks she'd be a great matchmaker.

when you see a flying cockroach

when you're daydreamin and stuff

When you tryna read the ink on his back, but he keeps crampin up

When you're buying a couch, don't forget to test for bouncyness

TFW there's no space to avoid the cold stream while the shower warms up.

When you're at the rodeo but you forgot your shirt.

"And here we have Joe the Carpenter, showing us how to use a hand saw..."

High intensity crossfit

when your little bro is scarred from the earthquake

My bro got swimming shorts with a waterproof inner pocket, to keep his cash safe

MFW I'm already in bed and recall I forgot to take the dog out

Closing an envelope like...

MFW I'm gonna have to unwrap and rewrap my legs because I forgot to take off my glasses

Don't forget to get your flu shots for this winter, guys, even if they make you feel

need that deep Dickens

This is not gay porn. They wear socks.

When you get home and can finally rest

Nice cock.

Just listening to some music

Mixing up your mac and cheese like:

when you don't notice that pie on the back seat

when you jump onto a pool float but fall off