I had my hands tied behind my back and my partner got his clothes stolen. I had to untie him using my teeth. Such is the life of a secret agent. zNSFW

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When Your Friend Convinces You to Try Out for A Role in Twilight

Getting a back rub at the end of a long day.

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When your foot goes to sleep and you can't move

Problematic Jeans (Part 1). When you are trying to put on a tight pair of jeans.

When your friend is on his knees begging for forgiveness but it won't bring back

When you are really flexible.

Biting the sheets

When you uh... you... well, uh...

When your gym buddy slips and falls on top of you in the showers after Leg-Day

When the FBI agent cut the red wire of the bomb the terrorists had strapped to my

when your father, helps you to get your stuck earring off

When you're trying to pitch a tent but the pegs keep popping out.

You're doing pushups all wrong, bro

Bearded hunk guy intensely bottoming

Extremely rare footage of a deep sea worm burrowing in soft clay.

When you invite Richard to share your couch, but you ran out of commas...

A quick trip to a heart attack.

Stupid pastime suggestion: Watch a coconut float in a bucket.

He was starving so I fed him my sock

Could always use extra $$

My husband showed me this on his phone and asked if it belongs on 'that thing that

What you don't see - his homie putting a hot poker rod on his back.....wound, coz

Proud boys!