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I won't message you or go on the date with you, but please pay for my Post Malone ticket

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User: khriss_broussard

Categories: ChoosingBeggars

I don't think anyone wants to see this..

Those double standards.

I swing all ways, including my fists.

Saw this lovely list on craigslist

No fuckboys allowed

Looks like a dude, but if you're tall and funny she could be all yours!

Just Saying.

Found on /r/Tinder; Is this a weird meme, or are these actually people?

Just what I wanted

"Buy me Starbucks and tell me I'm pretty"

A woman with a beautifull face

I wish I could live up to such lofty standards

"I should be a model"

Holy shit! (x-post from r/Okcupid)

My local craig's. List of unrealistic demands followed by "must love BBWs"

She is ready to head out with you for a sunset yacht cruise...

He keeps his head in the books, yet incorrectly capitalized the wrong "your,"

"I know I am looking for a unicorn [tee hee] but here is my list of demands.

All of the Food Groups

Looking for a tall guy who loves sports

He's such a keeper <3

Fat princess wants hot model, hot rich model, guy

Accept me for who I am #noblacks

Looking for drivers only!

Unique tastes...

Atleast She Gives You an Option

Guy claimed a free trial to a paid service, asks for more free content to "promote"

I get these kinds of messages a lot but his threat was funny.

CB makes NSFW ASCII art. Posts it to NoFap. Gets banned. Turns to the top minds at

He’s gonna call the police because I won’t give him free content.

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