Drunk and stressed about when i get medically retired from the military, fell out with my now former SO, but at least I have this dope ass picture, my dog and you guys. Laughing is always nice. zNSFW

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User: curiouslemurs

Categories: drunk

I dont always throw up...

Got no love from r/funny, so I figured you all would appreciate this...Behold!! Baby

Great Date

I figured drunkit would be most appreciative of this boobie cake I made for my brother's

I asked my friend if she had fun last weekend, and she sent me this as a reply.

Standard Wednesday out...

INTRODUCING the slip n slide

He insisted we long pour gin to him from the second story balcony, at least he stripped

My brother came home from the bar like this...

my drunken tattoo

My shot glass made a penis on the table. NSFW.

I went to a jungle themed party one time

Let's get this party started [NSFW]

Guess this beer

The perfect Drummas chip.

Pretty much sums up our night of drinking in the hot tub.

I was carrying a pint glass with a beer in it and ended up in urgent care (NSFW/L)

Mind my wicked words and tipsy topsy slursss

Anyone know what the hell I'm supposed to do with these?

NSFW Just because.. boobs and booze!

Bored and taking requests maybe NSFW

That mysterious shot

Drinking this weekend, got super excited and accidentally slid down 6 wooden stairs

Gf of 4 and a half years officially ended it today.. 1 updoot = 1 sip

Last day of work before vacation....I'm checked right out. NSFW

One Piece Ass