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User: vocalposture

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Looking at this today has made me depressed about the state of asian chicks in my

When I saw the Gamecube I thought "Smash", when I saw the titties I thought

My pof dream versus my pof reality

No successful finish today, but it did get me wondering what if Captain Ahab and

Being a tour guide is a pain in the ass

I've seen enough, it's time to explode

I should be more of an optimist, but why does the smallest ass have to be in front

I think I might need a lobotomy because all I can think of is ceiling cat

Ma'am, please identify who violated your toches

Nautical nymphet in an oceanographic orgy

Oh, it's you again

My face = bat, You = Birthday piñata

I thought this stuff could only be done by hypnosis

Tim Tebow's sister?

Red, Yellow, Green

Luckily, I brought my electronic flute

Now where did I leave that tennis ball?

O yeah, well can you do one-handed tub decency push-ups?

Tis the season

Dealing a parting gesture

When is spiking the drink okay?

Ever feel left out, as if there was something different about you?

The farmer dentist wanted pearly white goodness

Having your ex take care of your laundry

Milk & cookies

Template of truth

Oh, you mean it only applies to the ticketed merchandise?

Does a body good

When you don't wear your mask properly

Bet on Lucie

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