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User: microman66

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Kristen Bell says...

That's why I stare

Tell us something we don't know

Yeah, lady, it's a point of pride around here

I think I'd like that

I hear this all the time

Cuckold

OK, I'm in

I thought women could multi task

Watch out for swimmers

Thank God for Hookers

Whoever out camera in phones screwed us

It's SPH Sunday Funday

Yes, it's true

Public Nudity Never Goes Well For Guys Like Us.

SPH Sunday Makes Our Spidey Senses Tingle

Take the back door on SPH Sunday!

She thinks this a punishment. Shh, don't tell her.

We don't joke about being member of The Small Dick Club, lady.

This one's XRAY vision seems to be on the fritz...

Yes, ma'am

We're so obedient

Hey, baby dick...

To the point

At least you made her smile

Holy shit

She's telling her friends about YOU

It shouldn't be a problem

It's her policy...

Your mom sends you another message

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