Stumbled upon in the wild. I kinda want an AMA with this person to find out if this approach works. No beards, no uncircumcised males (x3), no daytime, no Brooklyn, no straight girls, no Millenials... YOU HOST. "Very open minded " zNSFW

https://imgur.com/qJGAEqf

User: [deleted]

Categories: ChoosingBeggars

I don't think anyone wants to see this..

Those double standards.

I swing all ways, including my fists.

Saw this lovely list on craigslist

No fuckboys allowed

Looks like a dude, but if you're tall and funny she could be all yours!

Just Saying.

Found on /r/Tinder; Is this a weird meme, or are these actually people?

Just what I wanted

"Buy me Starbucks and tell me I'm pretty"

A woman with a beautifull face

I wish I could live up to such lofty standards

"I should be a model"

Holy shit! (x-post from r/Okcupid)

My local craig's. List of unrealistic demands followed by "must love BBWs"

She is ready to head out with you for a sunset yacht cruise...

He keeps his head in the books, yet incorrectly capitalized the wrong "your,"

"I know I am looking for a unicorn [tee hee] but here is my list of demands.

All of the Food Groups

Looking for a tall guy who loves sports

He's such a keeper <3

Fat princess wants hot model, hot rich model, guy

Accept me for who I am #noblacks

Looking for drivers only!

Unique tastes...

Atleast She Gives You an Option

Guy claimed a free trial to a paid service, asks for more free content to "promote"

I get these kinds of messages a lot but his threat was funny.

CB makes NSFW ASCII art. Posts it to NoFap. Gets banned. Turns to the top minds at

He’s gonna call the police because I won’t give him free content.