"You may want to consider a supplier with more discreet packaging" the courier said as he handed my wife this parcel...containing an upright extension lead zNSFW

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Categories: CasualUK

I've just got my cock out in Twickenham.

So we've got these new electronic signs in Telford....

I found this old gem of a jpg and thought I'd share. How's Gazza doing these days?

[NSFW]Ofcom's list of naughty words

The lengths Brits will go to for free biscuits

Rachel Riley just tweeted this, lordy I hope there are tapes.

Firm...like my Aunt's tits

No shame on London Underground

Too true

Anybody else get crazy with the big screen when the wife isn’t home?

Never leave candles in a conservatory on a hot day...

Never too old to have fun!

England fan celebrating their win over Sweden

Off the rails

Northern rail is getting ready for Halloween

Who in their right mind puts ketchup on top of their burger?

Rule 1 of the marathon. Wear nipple tape

Yorkshire Condoms

Google translate 100 100 100 to Welsh and get it to speak it out to you

Came all the way to wales for this spectacular view :/

Giving the doctor my first stool sample today

Best avoided I think...

My Mum kindly kept my "self designed" school folder from 1995 when I was

Happy Fathers Day - Spotted in Poundland

My wife got creative with Gingerbread Man decoration. Is she trying to tell me something?

I was bored at work so I took a spin around Belfast on Google Maps. Was not disappointed.

The Header Article of Today's Daily Mail Made Me Laugh

Using AI to de-age the Queen and Duke of Edinburgh.