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User: squidkidqueer

Categories: Wellthatsucks

geraffes are so dumb [Mildly NSFW]

Sup

Water Polo NSFW

A rattlesnake bit me last week.

My dog gave me an early present. I didnt ask for any gifts this year...

Escalators and drunkenness are not a good mix

At a party

Bungee cord to the face

More painful than embarrassing

Play stupid games

They said it would be fun but instead it was shitty

Some scary shit

Man's head to shinny to take passport ID photo

A truck carrying pig intestines spilled its contents all over a highway in Kansas

Standing on a UK plug

Idk what to say...

The Potato peeler slipped when it wasn't supposed to.

I managed to slam both my shins into a stone coffee table

Formerly-beached deceased whale exploded mid-transit, right in the middle of a city

I yanked out my birth control with my menstrual cup. (No injury, but happened before

About 30 minutes before my shift ended...

Fishing hook to the finger

Bought some new knives earlier this week. They work. (Nsfw)

Been at work since 2:30 am, just wanted to come home and take a shower, turns out

I hate my job sometimes

Felt like there was an eyelash in my eye.... Nope. Bedbug. Deep in the outside corner

NSFW: Accidentally touched the running blade of my table saw

[NSFW] Was supposed to record the last song for my bands album tommorow (guitar)

Got a little too confident with the kitchen knife

Didn't notice a small step and tripped on my friends walkway