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User: mattreyu

Categories: strippinthroughtime

You said Netflix and chill.

When you drunk & think you subtle...

Why couldn't she be the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the

When the girl is a freak but ugly AF

When someone complains to your manager about your service

Medieval Rejections

When you're an ugly duckling but she's into Grey Goose

Absolutely scandalous

So good that everyone needs to see

Diagnosis

Dick game over 9000

"and we would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

The crazy/hot ratio is way off

Girls Gone Medieval

That gives a whole new meaning to "handservant"

10/100 maybe

I'm gonna need a new prescription for beer goggles

No matter what you've got, it's not enough

Party from the neck down

I'm sexy and I know it

Posting NSFW content

What's eating you?

The only time a girl calls me

Looks like tuna’s back on the menu boys

Thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

Netflix and chill when the door bell rings

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