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Amateur relationship counsellor

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User: jolliesoff

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Just adequate

Love her lips

You just glide on in

Yes I do!

Some were bigger, some were smaller, just give me the details!

Yes please!

She gets off on the attention

Her famous line

I wish I'd find this...

That's why she's so good at what she does.

You're not the only one to have noticed her charms

Well do you?

You wondered why she was so horny during the honeymoon

Not so kosher

She has a famously sophisticated semen palate

Knowing my wife, plenty.

Well, how many?

It was her duty as priestess to milk everyone's cocks

Hadn't technically agreed not to "see other people" yet

that explains it

That still counts, right?

She's really glad you don't have a huge cock like her ex, honest!

You asked

It was a nasty breakup

you better up your dick game

quite a few saw that pussy stretch a lot more though

Quite the collection...

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