Sometimes you're so depressed you don't even want to leave the house. That's when a good friend will push you out. [foursome] zNSFW

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When you've got a problem, try brainstorming about how you can turn it into a solution.

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Your fwb wants you tonight...

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It's going to be really hard to rebuild the tourism industry after the pandemic is

Sometimes it's just that easy. [implied MF]

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