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The battle of the baby carrots?

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User: soloman_aus

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Put it away

That's why we're here

They can see it how small you are...

She sees now sees you for the real you, a beta male.

Well that's never gonna happen, is it?

Beta's can't have normal sex...

Yout small dick brings out a woman's mean side for some reason

We can only dream

Quick, snap a pic

She needs a real man, and that's not you.

At least it's memorable

Not likely

With friends like this...

It explains everything...

Popsicle Blues

She's a real joker

Girls think its funny

They can tell

Obviously

Every Time

At least that's something

I know I would

Beta Porn

The infidels

Shock and awe

They all know you at work

Do you measure up?

My Nickname Would Be "Sparky" For Months After This

So True

No Thanks

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