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One of my breakfast eggs hatched a shiny.

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Played Cards Against Humanity with the family, this was my mom's response to my (black)

Bleach stain on my duvet cover looks like a cock dropping a load on the flower print

Fleshlight uses Good Girl Gina in their advertising.

Anyone know what this is for? Saw it at a local Daiso. [NSFW]

This large wooden phallus.

The way these two nudes perfectly align

While house hunting in Asbury Park NJ we walked into the basement and found this

One of my baby carrots flashed me during lunch...

This bus stop ad shows 2 guys sitting on a girl's chest [nsfw]

My friend found squid in the parking lot

This indecent carrot

Phallus shaped tomato

The shadow of this towel looks like a turgid penis

My conditioner this morning looked like a certain male body part

Phallic sweet potato

Can't wait for Trump and Indian PM Modi to shake hands!

This is a Siamese Grape that I ate today.

Went on a cruise and got this towel...animal?...on the first night (nsfw-ish)

O'possum hand with exposed arm bone laying in my neighbor's yard

I see your "throw crumbs on me" parody sticker and show you the parody

Advertisement in an Amsterdam Shop

These Conjoined Cucumbers

Uncovered a Penthouse under bathroom cabinet while remodeling...

None of the boxes on the checklist are checked

My Halloween 2012 vs 2018

Cigarettes from Mexico have a picture and a warning for gangrene

My lunch meat looks like a bag full of penises

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