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The blister from my burn is too phallic.

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User: ch41n54w

Categories: Wellthatsucks

I'll just pull this

I’ll just leave this here.

Joel Micheal Singer

Searched Africa on youtube the vids were not what I expected

My boxer brother got mad at me and now I'm at the dentist

[NSFW] Was fingering a girl I met at the bar last night and woke up to this on my

Play stupid games

Cucumber person, I rise to you, my penis... Well not really good at raising it.

Small vegetable people, I raise you my dick (censored and text added cuz cp is bad)

[NSFW] Got this from closing my Gatorade bottle in class right before I had to give

A local pet rescue had a dog up for adoption and didn't notice this in his online

Stunning your toe. beyond 9000. 2020 style.

I have to start wearing diapers due to anal leakage.

The door to the office apparently broke. It's 25°F today. I hope it gets fixed soon...

The progression of the swelling from my wisdom tooth extraction. 4 days. Merry Christmas

Burnt the back of my hand and messed up my pizza at the same time. NSFW

Unable to find the smell for a few days we finally found that our meat freezer had

Fell while running with a key

Fell while running with a key

NSFW "Ups, my knife slipped"

Just got my dream mountain bike. Ridden it about 5 times. Just slipped on ice walking

Nearly a weeks worth of the most inconvenient bruise ever...

A misfortunate misstep

This pregnant iguana got ran over and all her eggs shot out

I was wringing a towel and did it one too many times. Tore a chunk of skin from my

a dog in my city stole a body from the cemetery. i dont know if this is NSFW.

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