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When you find a gun in SCP 049’s chamber

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When you step into a pool and the water's really cold
When you put soothing ointment on an itchy poison oak rash
When your sleep is interrupted by an earthquake...
When your apartment is so hot that you can't even push open the windows without a
When your fag-hag thinks she'd be a great matchmaker.
when you see a flying cockroach
when you're daydreamin and stuff
When you tryna read the ink on his back, but he keeps crampin up
When you're buying a couch, don't forget to test for bouncyness
TFW there's no space to avoid the cold stream while the shower warms up.
When you're at the rodeo but you forgot your shirt.
"And here we have Joe the Carpenter, showing us how to use a hand saw..."
High intensity crossfit
when your little bro is scarred from the earthquake
My bro got swimming shorts with a waterproof inner pocket, to keep his cash safe
MFW I'm already in bed and recall I forgot to take the dog out
Closing an envelope like...
MFW I'm gonna have to unwrap and rewrap my legs because I forgot to take off my glasses
Don't forget to get your flu shots for this winter, guys, even if they make you feel
need that deep Dickens
This is not gay porn. They wear socks.
When you get home and can finally rest
Nice cock.
Just listening to some music
Mixing up your mac and cheese like:
when you don't notice that pie on the back seat
when you jump onto a pool float but fall off

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