My partner found the most phallic-looking spoiled potato ever in her kitchen zNSFW

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Pair of no gag reflexes

I made these green tea cupcakes for my birthday today! [NSFW]

got a glitched out transfer on the subway today

sort of mildly interesting (perhaps mildly nsfw).

The advertisement for the porn I was watching was playing while I was watching it

The cut on my thumb went straight through the middle of the digit.

My Toothpaste Resembled a Mildly Interesting Condom (Possible NSFW?)

I used Bing to search for a specific technology and Bing shows me a picture of a

Keurig machines punch out the donut holes from Donut Shop K-Cups

If you search the word "decor" on cvs.com you will find an array of butt

Just a typical bday cake for my cousin Nsfw

Unexpectedly ran into it on a trip in Thailand

A porno card game

I see your dopey bear and raise you my vacation cabin's cock and ball. (possibly

A fly landed in my cup of orange juice so I managed to submerge it into the juice

I noticed this piece of insulation at work and then realized that the Pink Panther

This wrapper is completely sealed and empty.

This pork tenderloin is NSFW

ball of cheetos in my bag of cheetos

The inner chocolate of my ice cream bar looks like a penis (NSFW?)

A friend of mine has a blue lobster that eats goldfish, he split one open and the

Found a Kim Jong Un lookalike in one of my lectures

The spray bottle has an interesting shadow. (Mild NSFW)

This alga's reproductive cells look like little dicks. Not-NSFW

Played two different movies at a party, subtities matched up

NSFW: I found this coin while walking today

The dead, cracked femoral head removed during my total hip replacement

Plastic suckling pigs!

My baby's placenta had the veins and arteries coming in from one side. This is the

German traditional children's book which is still shown to children to this day.