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User: Campake

Categories: Wellthatsucks

How not to light a match

Sled dog has the runs

She seems disappointed

Too much to drink

So.... You think you're having a bad day????

There are two types of security guards

Stool, meet stools.

Insurance scam gone wrong

HMC while I flip

Wedding day jitters?

Lifting a bus out of the water

WTF would make this guy think he could make this jump?

Ruptured gas line causes home to explode

Ohio State Fair Roller Coaster Accident

There's always a bigger fish.

Do I look Smarter?

Oh good! The kitten is safe now

Pool sharty

Some tweaker decided to shove his shit through my car window in 100° weather.

Not being aware of who you're grinding on.

Trying to end a fight with a pack of beer.

? This bass ate a mole prior to being caught

I will not step on wet paint!

“Screw this goose in particular”

Must be a delicious sandwic.... Ohh WTF!!!

This is why bob barker says to neuter and spay your animals.

My cat had explosive diarrhea while I was at work and my Roomba tracked it through

Mama bird never came back

I should’ve worn socks

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