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Mods are sleeping in, get an early start on the weekend humor! (Slightly NSFW)

My parents will adore a single mom of 4! What a catch!

You won't be disappointed

Missing that ho life. And as usual, DO NOT go looking for the original post on pain

Imagine this: you miss your chance at happiness. Then, in order to cope with that,

Dear men: please stop saying that you refuse to pay for dates. It's hurting

Blown out pussy (38F) feels emotionally empty from 20 years of meaningless sex. She

Single mom's ex takes her in and provides for her during the pandemic, she complains

Raise your hand if you're not even slightly surprised that a Full Service Sex

What's the #1 reason women want to get married? They have to check the box.

Where Are All The Good Rich Men? Won't some wealthy Chad get me off this app!

When she comes with kids and an attitude.

Well when you're knocked up with pics in your undies, it might explain why finding

Looking for long-term ATM that will raise me and my daughter and won't upset

Does anyone else have this problem of wanting a dependable partner, but being insanely

Are we truly to believe that 3 kids by 22 can qualify as "gently used."

Mother of 3 beautiful angels needs a single, never married man. She loves the Lord

Just hit send bitch, just hit send.

Another "Through the years" post

"we come as package deal teehee"

30y old gold-digging thot wants a serious old-school tall dominant gentleman to finance

33 year old delusional thot lost count of all the "time wasters" and states

"It's really hard after 40. If I would have known that it was going to

Sex Work is work! Better not mention it when I'm applying for actual work.

Because having to split the rent like a fucking grownup = abuse

Ridiculously deluded. Gotta pay for the privilege of talking to her, and she wonders

The mods are tired of trying to fix stupid. It's the weekend and time for copious

When your industry doesn't file taxes or offer a W-2 or a 1099. Venmo me!

Friendzone Fiona laments being nothing more than a sex object to fuckboys.