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"What do you mean, 'They don't unlock'?"

She was astonished to discover how much she was enjoying wearing a yoke and sucking

When a Mistress puts a dildo gag on her girl, she knows where her face is going.

A slavegirl knows what you are looking at, and she doesn't blame you.

"What do you mean, "But wait, there's more!"

You can tell you've netted yourself some real slave sluts when they go for your cock

She was part of Master's latest and greatest invention: the pudendalum.

SOMEBODY has a shoe fetish!

Slavegirls wear their jewelry where it counts.

Her degree in Gender Studies had not taken her life where she had thought it would.

Free women HAVE parties on the patio. Slavegirls ARE parties on the patio.

Slavegirls rarely quarrel because Masters have so many fun ways of ending their quarrels.

You can take the slavegirl out of the mischief, but you can't take the mischief out

If only her body could be harnessed for good, instead of harnessed for naughty!

And then it was time for her to "squirm for sperm."

Tying her up to make her suck cock was like paying her to eat ice cream, but if Master

When she'd gone to Cafe Kink and ordered a Pole and Pillory with a side of nipple

Her new boyfriend had said she was "a keeper"! But this might be taking

She knew her Master enjoyed seeing her tits flop when she hopped, but she was about

When Master used her, her heart sang and she felt she was floating in air ... because

Recipe for fun: bind slavegirl thoroughly. Seal upper end. Vibe lower end until orgasm

You got yer Bride of Frankenstein, then you got yer Slavegirl of Frankenstein

Every slavegirl feared the Full Weenie Treatment!

First there was "The Well-Tempered Clavier." Now there is "The Well-Handled

'Tis many a slip twixt cock and the pussy lips

She had long since stopped being surprised at the things she was willing to do just

Household hints: A slavegirl can repurpose a shoeshine bench in all sorts of fun

How did Master manage to find so many quarters in her ear?

Amazon HR staff rigorously test prospective employees to see how much they'll put

Once you've got a slavegirl hypnotized by the donger, the rest is easy...