Guy comes home with a flower bouquet... "Guess I'll have to spread my legs now", says the wife. "Why? Don't you have a vase?" the husband replies. zNSFW

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Its poor! But, What happens when Supper stars fart in public? lol

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...

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When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I

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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about me

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How to keep the flies off the bride at an Italian wedding Keep a bucket of shit next

What is your best "Yo mama" joke?

I showed my son a floppy disk today... ...he said: 'oh cool, you 3D-printed a save

My house is really small until I can't find my phone.

woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going

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