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This analogy is pretty shitty, I know. [naked] [implied anal]

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She loved her husband's gentleness. But sometimes he could be pushed so far he lost
She was a great girlfriend, but subtle was NOT part of her vocabulary. [implied]
Your girlfriend was the best wingwoman ever. [bi] [lesbian] [implied threesome]
Subtle as a Mack truck. [relationship] [cute] [implied] [she wants it]
The look on their faces would be priceless! [group] [implied] [locker room] [the
Be careful what you wish for; threesomes can open up conflicts you never knew were
Environmentalism is important! [implied threesome]
A nice surprise upon delivery
Ms. Marvel was in space for a LONG time. [parody] [implied]
Good husbands help their wives achieve their dreams. [FFM]
His wife couldn't keep a secret (and he was fine with it). [implied FFM]
Men never understand women
His heart was broken, and he just wouldn't shut up about it. [friend] [implied]
Tit for tat, as it were. [schoolgirl] [flash] [implied]
She didn't accept bullshit from her subordinates. [sex] [boss]
Dress to impress. [implied FFM]
Schoolgirls are meant to learn, right? [naked] [implied]
Sleepovers with friends is a little passé, isn't it? [naked] [group] [implied threesome]
What happens when an early bird marries a night owl? [implied sex]
Winning elections can be hard without a strategy. [facial] [classmate] [naked] [public]
She came with a warning label. [naked] [implied rough sex]
The girls were more respectful, the boys not so much
Being open to new experiences is key to a fulfilling life. [naked] [group] [implied
She was an old-fashioned kind of woman. [humour] [implied]
Seeing is believing. [implied] [group]
She was a good negotiator. [schoolgirl] [MF sex] [implied]
Nobody likes office drama! [office] [naked] [implied]
Seems like a fair deal. [naked] [implied] [virgin] [wholesome]
You can't have your cake and swallow it, too. [blowjob]
Whatever turns you on. [naked] [implied sex] [dirty talk]

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