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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...?

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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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Coworker: Stop Me: collaborate and listen Coworker: Don't Me: you forget about

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"You know what, we need a huge spoon to take care of this" -Guy who invented

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What is your best "Yo mama" joke?

I showed my son a floppy disk today... ...he said: 'oh cool, you 3D-printed

My house is really small until I can't find my phone.

woke up just in time to push my cat off the bed before he threw up. today is going

ME: all the King's horses and men couldn't put u back together HUMPTY DUMPTY:

*nose hairs growing out of control *buys tiny scissors *jam them in the eyes of whoever