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What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...

What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and an autonomous robot...? Nothing...

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Dear lord, I thank you for these noodles I am about to eat. Ramen.

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If these walls could talk I'd fuckin' move out immediately.

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Finally got around to shaving my crotch after a few years. Its nice to see my knees

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What did the hillbilly say to his sister after she asked him to have sex with her?