You won't even bother measuring. You know you're not even close. (XPost) zNSFW

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When everyone knows...

Keep tugging it

Is she's laughing at it, you're not getting laid.

Sometimes, words are not needed...

You know a beta male is really pathetic when...

She's telling...

Probably both...

Highway to the friendzone...

This is how your weekend starts

Harsh but true

It's better than nothing

Oh they are true...

A rose by any other name

Even your own hand is reluctant to touch that thing...

It truly is...

Sing it out loud

The truth comes out once your pants are off...

No Pussy for beta bois with dinky dicks

It's a harsh call

Batman has his kryptonite, it seems.

Now that's small...

It explains alot

Another unsatisfied customer

Even Mrs. Palmer is not impressed.

The truth hurts

Love doesn't conquer everything

she's all thumbs

She's just curious

Try gaining a few inches

Someone call a taxi