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Time to use the Improvised Damage chart, located on page 249 of the Dungeon Master’s Guide

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Someone tried to tell her she's not allowed to roll to seduce every monster by guttertongue
*rolls to eat chips*
Peregrine Falcon's Special Move
Gotta go old school
I'm just here for the exp
For that special DM in your life that keeps pulling things out of their ass.
Its a bard duty to respect and love all beautys even the imps and goblins as well
Our Dungeon Master had a rough weekend
*Pornhub intro intensifies*
I love all my players equally.
Just kidding, we all know they won’t read any of it
How bards see the Monster Manual
[OC] In a parallel universe...
I took the perfect screenshot to turn into a sad bard meme template.
It makes seduction missions difficult, but assassination ones fun.
There once was a bard in a limerick, who..
Vicious Mockery Spell Book [nsfw]
When you make INT your dump stat and the DM introduces Mindflayers into the campaign
When the Artificer and Bard come back from their side quest.
Why The Legs Matter
The lizard-tittie debate is far-reaching. (All credit to the webcomic Oglaf)
Just the idea of it...
Small Twist
When someone split the party and the other half still tries to have fun
I like to think we keep the Dm's life intresting
Everything Has Its Place
The Great Snake debate rages on
Bard: "does a 23 hit?" Dm:"Yes the Neolithid takes 2d6 piercing damage"