Verification dad joke: Why do I stroke myself in the corner when it's chilly? Because in the corner... zNSFW

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Good morning. I have low self esteem and will probably hate posting this much of

Teasing myself for a rather fun Sweatpanturday. Wanna join? ?

Still time for sin before midnight

It’s vacation week so this is how I’m working around the house

Time for round two? Round one just isn't hitting right. ☕☕?

A treat for the early burds out there.

Morning workouts get the blood flowing

We made it through January. Let’s start this month off on a strong note

Did you order today’s special side of shower butt?

If you saw me like this would you come back to bed

Hoodie moon season

Who's there?

So, I run commando

Just coffee for me please

I'm trying to figure out who took this pic!!

No one will be able to say that I'm not working hard.

M, 30, 5'7", 152 Just a regular guy

Is it ok to test the waters? ?

Sunday sweats

Stripdown Tuesday!

Snuggle up next to me, sweetheart, let me hold you a little while

Hydration is important. Want a sip?

Would you like to climb on top? ?

An appropriate tool for May the 4th

Mind your eyes