I hereby vow before this board that I shall devote no fewer than three ruined orgasms per day to Ariana Grande, regardless of energy, schedule, or willpower, or any other demands of me - Ariana shall have three daily. Punishment shall be chastity one week zNSFW

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I do hereby publicly and willfully, declare my unwavering devotion to my Aphrodite,

Our Goddess, who art on Earth, hallowed be thy name; thy perfection come; thy will

I once called out Ariana's name while making out with someone. As punishment, I had

Every night for the past two years of being single, I've jerked off to Ariana before

I've listened to Ariana's music so much that I know each lyric and beat. I normally

I can't come on Reddit without looking at lewd images of our Goddess Ariana. It's

I just finished three days of tease and denial (5 hours per day before sleep) because

In her song Break Free, Goddess says "This is the part when I break free / 'Cause

I proudly admit to cancelling on dates to stay home and edge to Goddess' music. It's

Although she is of Italian descent, I propose that Goddess Ariana is the manifestation

I long ago came to terms that if Ariana Grande issued a statement telling fans to

Early Christmas gift to help me worship on Dec. 21st

Spending the entire day of New Year's Eve devoting myself to worshiping and lusting

My GF caught me jerking it to vids of Ariana and, after a MONTH of being mad, she

I'm not ashamed to admit I've called out Ariana's name during sex with my GF. She's

You need to be entirely obedient to Ariana and always do as she please

We shouldn't have free time. Moments not spent doing something should be devoted

I hereby vow before Reddit to dedicate three ruined orgasms per day to a random Ariana

So far in 2021, Lady Ariana has been responsible for 3+ orgasms per day from me,

I was going down on my GF today as she played Ariana's "Get On Your Knees."

Progress Report: Day 3 of my week-long denial because I told my GF (truthfully) Ariana

All of my orgasms this year have been to Ariana Grande in some shape or form, whether