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So True

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User: soloman_aus

Categories: CaptionsSPH

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Put it away
That's why we're here
They can see it how small you are...
She sees now sees you for the real you, a beta male.
Well that's never gonna happen, is it?
Beta's can't have normal sex...
Yout small dick brings out a woman's mean side for some reason
We can only dream
Quick, snap a pic
She needs a real man, and that's not you.
At least it's memorable
Not likely
With friends like this...
It explains everything...
Popsicle Blues
She's a real joker
Girls think its funny
They can tell
Obviously
Every Time
At least that's something
I know I would
Beta Porn
The infidels
Shock and awe
They all know you at work
Do you measure up?
My Nickname Would Be "Sparky" For Months After This
No Thanks