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"Do you mind if I show you my tatoos ?"

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User: NSFWQuotes

Categories: NSFWQuotes, BarelyDressed

"But I thought you took some paint with you, you want me to parade like that

"No, no, no don't open. I need to put something on first !"

"So that's how we celebrate carnival in my country, its fun, right ?"

"You're just silly, now give me my towel back !"

"This is a Halloween party, why am I the only one wearing a costume ?"

"I'll only do it if you do the same !"

"This sport is fun but it's intense !"

"I turned my pants into shorts on my own, great work, right ?"

"Thank you for lending me your swimsuit, even if it's a little small !"

"I only accepted because it was dark, why did they turn on the light ?"

"Wait a sec, are you really a designer ? Let me see your sketches !"

"I forgot my top at home, do you mind if I swim like this ?"

"I lost my bottoms at last night's party. Yep, that sucks !"

"Did I just feel someone's boner ?"

"Stop asking, I won't jump in the water with this swimsuit !"

"Sir, everytime I take a bath there is a leak over here !"

"I'm stuck, come and carry me !"

"I know it tapers, it symbolizes the passing of time !"

"Hey neighbour I'm reading, you want to come in ?"

"That's how I like to go in town on hot days !"

"Hey room-mate, it's your time to do the laundry !"

"Sorry mister, can you move ? I'm trying to tan !"

"Don't try to overtake me, take your time"

"Why are you laughing ? I'm destroying you !"

"Check this out, I just worked out my abs !"

"Haha there's so much sand I don't even need a bikini !"

"Can you put some sunscreen on me ?"

"Hello Ma'am, did you order breakfast ?"

"Pants are a scam, we can only feel cold on the upper body !"

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