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Anyone she dated for more than 3 weeks counts as an "ex"

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User: FirmerDifference

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Love stories

It's more than the three she claims

You know she has a wild past!

Slut and whore are my two pet names for my wife

Good question

The good old times

Truth.

Straight A's

some guys have all the luck

maybe you'll never know

Birthday girl

right side if they did her doggy

You'll probably never fuck as much as they did

You don't measure up

A surprise...but a welcome one

A crazy night

Don't ask her about Mardi Gras. That's weird.

She got lonely sometimes

girls just wanna have fun

Your choice

She actually found 3 "boyfriends" that night just to be sure

Your wife's older man phase

guys her age were immature and mostly broke

You never would have imagined

It was a long time ago but she still jills after every time you all hang out

You thought she was shy

Why doesn't she invite you to the office parties?

Getting around

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