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The risk of heart attack sounds bad, although id imagine the convulsions would help
Quite the fitting title for (brace yourself) brain-fetish child-molestation fanfiction
Man boobs.
Fantastical
Hey, wanna see my bird fetus spoon?
[NSFW] Another first in the world of automation...
umm wtf
I wisened up and got really good at covering my tracks like a lusty pervert ninja
If I'm going to get gangbanged it's gonna be by mosquitoes
If I'm going to get gangbanged it's gonna be by mosquitoes
The internet is obsessed with this Coachella ferris wheel blowjob
"I have an insane birthing poop fetish and you just can't compete with the real
I bet that feels like a silk bag filled with puppy dog ears
Does this count?
Sometimes I just wanna....
That's a new one
"You could have a friend duck tape it to a mop handle and shave your balls for
You know what they say, the birds with the best nests...
I guess a crayola penis cannot be said to be regularly-shaped.
Pickling cucumbers [NSFW]
Let's plan a food sex weekend. Finally! I can contribute!
" Don't put satan's little cum in my little drop of perfection "
Found it in r/Oversharing
Sperm Scoop
Dumpster food [NSFW]
Quenching thirst for anal
7000 newtons of force leaving your thighs completely purple
Definitely never seen that combination of words.
When you go into the group chat after a few hours.
Sucking Winnie the Pooh's dick
Found one in the wild
Gonna grate that virgin on top until you say when
Furry hotpocket porn
Secret world engine
The Rainbow Dash figure has been boiled in cum
"Is God circumcised or uncircumcised?"
Butt chugging sunlight
BLT, but without the lettuce or tomato...
"...dip their hands in big barrels of dinosaur juice..."
Have you ever attached some poo poo to your weener?
"He put his deep Monstrous-Dick through Flik's Loss-Virgin-Bottom Hole"
Fap to the Future (NSFW)
Can't believe Gwyneth Paltrow just gentrified oviposition [nsfw]
/u/teebob21 has an interesting approach to password complexity
Apologies for the platypus porn
You know ms. mary had the gawk gawk 5000
Make his morning glory a demonic dawn
SLPT: Free lube
Why is this dog posing like he got an onlyfans
Spermies!
Sodomized by the extending ornament
Huh, then I must be one lucky man. I've never seen an ant drinking from my cum.
Just imagine what this would sound like in a quiet afternoon in a random apartment
My surname is Glasscock.
Straight-bro-no-homo-fucking DID happen
A bunch of little nonfunctional penises
Learning how to use your, ahem, *hardware* better than a fourth grader
The AoT fans are not okay right now
Dominance

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