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MRW my wife says she wants me to take Easter more seriously this year
MRW I finally get to have sex with my girlfriend after being away for two months.
MRW a post is tagged as NSFW when there is clearly nothing unsafe about it
MRW I'm searching something innocent on Reddit and get NSFW results
MRW I'm browsing reddit and a NSFW post comes up (X-post from r/adventuretime)
MRW going to the bar after a final
MRW when someone buys a box of Cheerios
MRW I come across a repost in r/nsfw
MRW fundies dont think it be but it do
MRW my friends ask me to pick them up a chick
Mrw I'm in class and really want to open a post marked nsfw.
MRW someone finally posts a source in an NSFW thread
MRW I'm taking a shower and the government comes to take my guns [NSFW]
MRW I accidentally open a NSFW link at work and it's porn.
MRW a really disgusting post gets downvoted on /r/wtf
MRW I walk outside and my newly drilled atty whistles in the wind.
MRW we had to form groups in class [FARGO SPOILERS].
MRW someone says the_dinks is straight
MRW I see an NSFW post from /u/pepsi_next
MRW midnight kicks in and suddenly /r/all is filled with NSFW posts
MRW I got shipping confirmation for my first stockroom.com order. It'll be here Thursday!
MRW I submit a NSFW pic, and someone makes a racist comment.
MRW I'm walking around a sex-toy store. (NSFW)
MRW US Congress approves over half a trillion dollars in military spending
MRW somebody recognizes my username and says, "that movie sucks!" [possible
MRW I'm already exhausted and hormonal and I hear "Alcoholics can just quit
MRW I accidentally click on the link of an NSFL post instead of the comments
MRW I am being provoked by randians and twatters and aaptists.
Mrw I saw "say uncle".
MRW there's no one else at home so I can just let everything go
MRW something on the front page is tagged NSFW
MRW after buying everything under the sun to decorate a tree this week, and my bf
MRW the title sequence music suddenly scares the fuck out of me every fucking time
MRW I decide that the current shitposts aren't entertaining enough so I repost my
MRW WHEN [SPOILERS] AJ [SPOILERS] STYLES DEBUTS IN THE ROYA[SPOILERS]L RUM[SPOILERS]BLE.
MRW I am trying to fap to vegpups
MRW my phone updates and I get the "flipping off" emoji.
MRW I get done watching a Christopher Nolan film
MRW the gov'ment gives women rights
MRW I hear that if you want to make it in Hollywood you have to blow a few stars
MRW I'm reddit during political season
MRW I find valuable treasure on the ground and I want to pick it up without anyone
MRW I see some titties but then see a dick (I'm not gay btw)
MRW I step on a piece of sidewalk salt in my house that was tracked in by someone's
MRW people don't mark their post as NSFW.
MRW daddy rubs my belly
MRW my str8 crush leaves for the night.
MRW im the only meat eater on the table
Mrw I have an extra chromosome but got a good job that doesn't involve bagging groceries.
MRW I can just repost the first meme from 2017 and it's eerily relevant
MRW #secretsocieties is trending and it's the boring secret society.
MRW I'm a /r/gayyoungold dad4son and boyfie gets too long in the tooth.
Mrw i realize how many women have off center buttholes
MRW I find out Bootsy wasn't compensated for his work
MRW anyone asks about a path for Germany to go National Populist.
MRW I visit /r/BiggerThanYouThought (NSFW)
MRW I just recently found out about NSFW reddit

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