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I wonder how long till they notice(x-post /r/funny)
Dont you just hate it when your whale bursts everywhere? [NSFW Gore]
Note to self : do NOT leave your vibrator out where your boyfriend's dog can get
A rattlesnake bit me last week.
When your timing is just off [Warning Poop]
My dog gave me an early present. I didnt ask for any gifts this year...
Well that was stupid...
Got a little too close didn't we [NSFL]
My friends ass after crashing on his bike and landing on the railroad tracks.
They said it would be fun but instead it was shitty
Watching porn in 2019
Go fishing they said
Arnold Schwarzenegger getting a surprise
Burried my cat a couple hours ago, Google decided to remind me by putting a horrible
Played basketball for the first time in a long time. My shoes blew out, so I kept
Got into some poison ivy, scratched it and got infected.. And now I have impetigo
Cat sat on my paper while I was doing homework
Didn't even change her clothes.
My dog got ate some pumpkin. I woke up to a horrible smell in the house and found
Crashed my fathers KTM 350. Concussion and a whole lotta road rash.
Accidentally swallowing a dentist’s drill bit
My dog had diarrhea while I was at work. Everything in her kennel was soaked in shit,
Tapped the top coil on the oven while getting my garlic bread out. On the bright
Left my gloves out overnight.
it's not that bad, really! just a scratch. no more working in the garden today thou
Sneezed while Julienning onions and lost the nice chunk of my thumb.
Blister aftermath from a two hour walk in work boots.
[gross] This poor guy had some really bad timing
tried peeling some fruit, peeled my finger instead
/r/allMy mate went chin first into a rock whilst mountain biking! Nasty x-ray
Formerly-beached deceased whale exploded mid-transit, right in the middle of a city
No pain No gain!
Got bitten by a tiny little rat of a dog on a walk today. First dog bite in my 29
Chopping mint too aggressively and sliced my nail
Took a chunk off my thumb preparing Fourth of July dinner. (No gore, some blood)
Got off work and went to take a hit....
Cut the chicken, onions, pepper for some fajitas, was chopping oregano and lopped
[NSFL] I got hit in the face with a golf club. I lost a tooth, shattered another,
This was in my dog's bladder.
Slammed my finger in my car door.
It turns out that I'm allergic to my job.
Making chili, and I cut my finger on a chipped hot sauce bottle.
Welp, don’t leave toys out I guess. Fucking cats
Lump of melted paracord fell on my ankle
Felt like there was an eyelash in my eye.... Nope. Bedbug. Deep in the outside corner
Was on a leadership course, and during one of the events this happened. It healed
Someone left a large broken bottle in the trash at work NSFW
Even if a snow blower is off, don't stick your hand in to clear out a jam...
Was taking my boots off when I bent my toenail backwards and ripped the nailbed out
I've been subsisting off of paper tea the whole day.
Got a little too confident with the kitchen knife
Stubbed my toe on cement buried in the sand.
sweet bbq sandwich
Find the fingernail
Someone smashed this woman's face into the cake that had toothpicks. (She's OK)
Appendicitis sucks. 0/10 would NOT recommend.
Got plaster in my eye at work the other day.
Didn't notice a small step and tripped on my friends walkway
First time I rent a shared bike it was totally uncontrollable due from front wheel
My daughter tripped and rugburned the side of her face

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