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I'm shy and this is my [f]irst time posting. So here's a high res pic of my microUSB
DAE remember Gingerbread? Fuck, I'm old.
My [F]ine Back. Look at those sprinkles glitters HOLO.
Such a small thing but the recent happenings have pushed me to buy that Android tablet.
[NSFL] iOS7 has a Touchwiz theme. [childish colours]
LITERALLY THIS
War crimes
Fucking Crapple
Shattered iPhone 5c [NSFW]
NEXUS NEXUS NEXUS
[NSFW] [NSFL] May Duarte find in his #HOLO heart to forgive them, for they have sinned
I tried to commit Class 0 suicide, Got a worse outcome, DAE HOLO?
PETITION TO ADD /R/MINECRAFTCIRCLEJERK TO A LIST OF UNAPPROVED SUBBREDDITS!!!!
I told an iShill that the Mac Pro looked like a garbage bin. He didn't believe it,
[NSFL] You know the apocalypse it's starting when Android Police puts a screen shot
Petition to add Diomedea to list of unapproved company.
Petition to add ClockworkMod to unapproved companies for defiling our Nexus devices
Worst screenshots? How about your best STOCK дndЯoid screenshots? I mean Android.
iPhone 6: Bigger than bigger
'Revolutionary' 64bit processor with enough ram to utilise it fully.
(NSFW) Prepare your orgasms
Here's an album filled with Lollipop porn
Did this on my gf iPad mini.
The Dream Smartphone! (ever)
DAE material design > iOS?
Tonight Matthew, my phone's party trick is that it's an iShit [NSFL, iShill whining]
[NSFW] Praised be duARTe!!! I am smitten with his glorious creation. The Nexus 6
Phones that work in the cold -- Just master race things.
DAE remember hitting on this piece of shit? Fuck I'm old.
This, THIS is what that shillery known as Xposed allows. (Warning: NSFL)
Petition to add me to the list of known heretics
Meanwhile, at the SS headquarters
Petition to add my my TV to list of unnaproved tv's. Warning: NSFL eyebleach required
[NSFW] [NSFL] Hardware not fit to call itself Android
Good night, sweet prince.
[NSFL] A MATCH MADE IN HELL
Android N codename leaked
I couldn't believe what I read. [NSFL]
This is what I did to the Macbook pro at the Apple store
WHAT IS THIS HERESY
[NSFW] The fuck are these two iPlebs doing at the Android Marshmallow statue unveiling?
NSFW!!!
Parents went through my internet history and found this... guess this is the end...
I used to have a Nexus S manually flashed to Verizon with a bullshit MEID with CyanogenMod
I improved my Nexus 6! It's better now, I promise! ;)
White Chocolate Flavored Porn
[PG-13] Shills
[NSFL] Forgive me lord, for i have sinned...
[NSFL-HOLOYOLO] Google still using Holoshit in their Chrome screenshots
My brother's Windows Phone is telling him to buy a Nexus.
Scott Forstall -
Just arrived at apple confrence
[NSFW] Our holy browser advertising material design in its header
Android O [leak]
[NSFW][NSFL][GORE] My girlfriend's Nexus 5 after dropping it face first on concrete.
RUMOR: ASSMUNG GALAXATIVE S8 TO REPLACE LTE MODEM WITH ISDN PRIMARY RATE INTERFACE
This is what heaven looks like
Forgive me DuARTe for I have defiled a glorious Sexus 6P
Petition to add these Shills to the list of know heretics for disobeying our Lord
Why doesn't my 4:3 TV-show zoom in when I watch a 16:9 porno in split screen