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Cospenis

Taylor from Planet of the Apes

I knew there was a reason I took this

Pretty in pink

Goodnight

Happy penis celebrating recent events

Private investigator

One Ring

This is what I mean when I say it's a Beast.

So this just popped up

Happy Spring Break, everybody!

Turn your head and cough.

I feel like this belongs here...

Put it on yo dick *before* the Tabasco bottle

Cockeye the Sailorman

Wanghardium Leviosa!

He's got spunk.

Bueno

Knee Hugger

Jazz Hands

Relevant comic

Sweater weather.

Lil Santa

I need to get my tux fitted.

Cyril Sneer (xpost from r/themostbeautifulpenis)

Do these kinda things count?

I've been sending my friends funny dick pics for years and yet I've only just discovered

Another from my collection ?

Indian summer

My very late halloween post: a slime monster

Just as surprised to be here as y’all are!

My GF asked for a sandwich...hope it’s hilarious enough for this sub. Note I had

You guys suggested it... here's the updated version!

Happy monkey

Hello Mr. Penguin

Tip of the morning to you

I used to have a Tumblr where I posted these.

One of Santa's little helpers

Oui oui

Quarantine Man

My torch

Lil Dicky is ready for a long and hard winter. You can find an album of his adventures

Microphone arm mount

My dressed up Cock pt2!

Explorer finds magic pink mushroom in a cave

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