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Crochet

Googled "yarn porn" Was not disappointed.
My wife loves crocheting and I love boobs. Its a match made in heaven. (FYI, its
Some slippers I made for my sister and her hubby for x-mas. NSFW
xpost from r/dickbutt. My latest creation!
Randy's Big Balls - commissioned job
Housewarming gift to my friend, who moved away from his parents :D
As promised, finished dick scarf. Slightly [nsfw]
This was a really time consuming project, and I put it down six months ago and forgot
lipbalm cozy
Vibrator Storage Mitten
I see your Camoflanties, and raise you hunting safety orange butt floss. (Banana
First time free-handing a project; here's my "pineapple" halter top!
Now it have a bra to.
My first bikini/bralette! (nsfw)
My freehand zombie hat, complete with dangling eye (maybe this counts as the cartoony
I've finally finished this giant (ahem) gag gift! (NSFW)
Granny square blanket made for a friend! NSFW for "colourful" language...
Because I NEEDED it! (Possibly NSFW)
So glad he's not cold anymore :) (maybe nsfw?)
Update - he is not cold anymore :) (still nsfw)
Another set of Cat Butt Coasters ready to go!!
New top I just finished for myself. Been so busy with getting vending stuff ready
I just finished this festival croptop.
Is it too late for crop tops?
I've had been a busy winter..
I just had to try my hand at one of those cute halter tops :)
Spent a huge amount of time coming up with a pattern with these tiny shorts
Thanks to everyone's support, I finished the pattern to romper I posted about a month
First top I made!!
[FO] nsfw My super bright orange halter top on my body (I failed at making the laces
Wanted to share my fairy dress! Made it to wear to a summer festival (it can get
[FO] The first top I've ever crocheted! I wore it to the Classic West festival over
Slightly NSFW Flasher Banana (free pattern by me, link in comments)
My "unicorn" headband is looking a bit more... [NSFW] than I'd hoped
Made a Dickbutt
[WIP] [NSFW?] This heart pattern really looks like something else ?
I too made a crop top!
Too late for Coachella, but at least I'm crop top ready for summer!
[FO] Finished my dragon scales top!
Crop top for Pride this past weekend!
New washcloth for stubborn dishes.
My first ever amigurumi and finished piece for my niece's first birthday. Taught
Gerald the giraffe. My first amigurumi and finished project, for my niece's first
Gerald the Giraffe. My first amigurumi and finished project made for my niece's first
Shirt I made for pride ft. My tumtum. ?
[FO] Just finished sewing all the squares together for this swimsuit cover up! Just
I made a thing that I'm too fat to wear. I still love it.
After years of wanting to, ive finally opened my own shop. Heres one of my sets im
So I made the swear dishcloth I’d seen a while back, and boy is it amusing!
New post A lewd crochet hook I made
So happy with my top completed today! Pattern by Nomad Sitches
Another top complete! ^_^ this one is a gift for my sister :)
Finished this improvised colourful spiral bralette
About to hit summer here in Australia - first thing I've made just for meeee!
After seeing someone else on here having made this blanket, I KNEW I had to make