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So this picture was on the frontpage of my local newspaper...
I'm at the world's largest advertising festival in Cannes and caught a couple having
Kids menu at Colonial Williamsburg. That "M" tho.
The worst possible time to be sick
J Lo's got a big booty and the hands to work at Gringotts
Charlie The Trouser Snake
Ken from South Side
Did you ever look at someone and wonder what's going on inside their head?
"Just doing my chores like a dirty girl"
meanwhile, in a parallel universe.
Sometimes, there's just no getting around nature.
In 2008 my mom instructed me to "sober up" and send my own Christmas cards
The first image result when you Google "Martin Shkreli"
Went to my neighbor's house the other night for dinner. This was above his toilet.
Ever wondered how they get these shots?
My wife has been trying anything to remind me to bring my lunch to work. (Possibly
How to make chicken
Alright Blackhawks, take it easy
We're just friends, mom. Seriously...
Safe Sex Warning In Taiwan
The comments in every nsfw subreddit.
Valentine's Day prep...
I was so close!
In retrospect, I shouldn't have been surprised by the outcome...
This drink is called "cum in a hot tub"
Stood in line at the store for 10 minutes, staring at this
Recently had my stitches removed, I couldn't resist
Damn You Lennac!!
Sometimes Instagram's algorithm throws up a real gem.
Jolt Cola poster from the 80's
I could use a stack of these.
Nice running shoes I found with one small problem
Bilbos
The universal language
Catching her big break
the logic is that you?
And the award for best emblem goes to...
Get lost. Feeding.
It's not what it looks like
Just doing some speleology, when suddenly...
Misunderstandings
iPhone 7 AirPod
With friends like these...
Who wore it better?
Found this in the local opera.
Multipurpose glove
I see what you did there
Truth!
Who wore it better?
In case you were wondering
Top post on all reminded me of the time my husband's phone connected to my car while
The trip to the Dagobah System gone wild
My mom didn't notice the card she sent to my GF for her birthday...
Favorite spot
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