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Ilovesluts

"Your girlfriend doesn't let you pump loads inside her? What a stupid bitch."
Do what feels natural, sweetheart. This is your right as a woman.
My coworker told me to post this for you - moments before being bent over
cute, nerdy 19yo hoping u like pierced DDDs :)
Still think your gf is sexier?
What your sidechick says after the second date
When your sidechick tracks her ovulation
What that girl from class sends you after the group project
Your gf asked for an update about your date
When you have a better eye than her bf
The condom broke last time you fucked your sidechick, so it's only logical!
Rules for Tinder: If she's single: use a condom. If she's married: bareback, balls
Yes
You're welcome
She's so good with her tongue ?
Your sidechick is your queen
Snap from your sidechick
It's only logical, right? Your gf probably wouldnt approve
What your sidechick sends when she finds out your gf makes you use condoms
When your gf makes you use condoms, get a sidechick like this
What are you going to do about it? [public, teasing]
When you tell your sidechick how you want to fuck her
The higher the number the better!
I'm the one she calls when you cant come
Isnt it?
What she sends your friends
Your gf sent you this when you were on your way home from work
When your sidechick allows you to go bare
When you and your sidechick agree on safe sex
Your best friend sent you this
Logic
Thought your gf would stay safe?
Your sidechick thinks youre a prude
hotel
Dangling commas are a faux pas but those pierecings sure aren't!
Your friends gf is kinda a hoe
Poor guy lol
"But...Oh well ?"
Best friend benefits
Your gf sent this to her other man
When you tell your gf to be safe on her date with a new bull
What a loser
Oh, ok
Rumor has it...
When you don't pull out of your sidechick in time
As soon as you told her the stories of how he bullied you, she snuck into your phone
It's not cheating if... Uh... (cheating)
Practice makes perfect (cheating)
Only for a second (cheating)
Fabric Softener
Testing the waters... Then jumping in.
Massaging and Moisturizing
Early morning Grind
I wonder...
Not cheating... Yet.
How could she say no?
She's cold.
It just isn't!
Not cheating until...
Technically not nude.