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Lolgrindr

Head?
Cute Top
Oh, well if he's not going to get me pregnant...
Busted.
Very lgbt (xpost r/SuperShibe)
Well, that's one way to interpret it…
Outlier (As a fellow Asian I like his confidence)
From a humor magazine at my school
I can do the blocking for you
And don't be faggy about it.
So I came across this guy earlier today.
"I did it"
"Wishboner"
I have a photoshopped profile pic of four of me in my living room in different clothes/poses.
It's like he has ESPN or something...
Another great example of conversational excellence.
Great Ice-Breaker
Know your status
An actual nice message I received...
Creepy Dad
Catfish fail
"This is a shame"
Stargindr
Now I regret not taking advantage of you. ;D
Shrekxy
Well, I guess it is Kentucky after all...
It's called cutecism
grindr xtra
A really nice way of saying you're not interested, allowing everyone to save face
"Does it really matter!" Then proceeds to make it matter.
I was sleeping. Grandma is not pleased.
grindr_irl
I gotta admire his dedication for the dick
No patiece
Merry Christmas!
No, Stevie. No, I haven't
Just gonna check my doors are locked
I think LinkedIn might be more up his alley.
Two odd messages a month apart.
Just everything that's wrong with us "fucking mallinials"...
:/
Perks of living in a small town.
MAGA
*locks doors*
I don't feel like I made an unreasonable assumption
Pure class
On Brexit
Fuck me, right?
My reputation precedes me
Actually one of the nicest introductions that included an unsolicited dick pic
Taking longer than 15 minutes to reply makes me a "flake ass bitch"
One way to do leftovers...
Some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this ?
Starting off the new years with a laugh
What an opener
The gay community in a nutshell
It finally happened to me..
At least they're honest about it
What a lovely cleaner
oh my

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