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"I'm glad the public pool offers free swimsuit, but they are pretty thin !"
"I hope he won't be late, this stair is freezing !"
"This dress should be perfect for church today, right ?"
"This guy is giving me a weird stare, maybe this swimsuit was too much..."
"I hate tanlines, do you mind if I get rid of those ?"
"This girl is not talking to anyone... Is she shy ?"
"Let's swim into the lake in our underwear just like when we were little, it
"Captain's daughter have known the crew for her whole life, there was no shame
"Let's swim into the lake in our underwear just like when we were little, it
"Let's swim into the lake in our underwear just like when we were little, it
"Let's swim in the lake in our underwear just like when we were little, it will
"Oops my pencil fell off... Can you grab it for me ?"
"Sorry sir, I didn't think other hikers would come here..."
"But I thought you took some paint with you, you want me to parade like that
"Dude, I'm pretty sure you're just pretending to paddle..."
"Oh you're Jenna's brother ? Does it bother you if I stay in this comfy outfit
"Hey neighbor, would you like to go surfing with me now ?"
"Should I really wear this for mass ?"
"Sorry, I forgot the rest of my outfit. Can I join the class anyway ?"
"Oops, I will take care of this once I win the Twister !"
"We walked all day, let me rest a few seconds !"
"I hope he will answer the door, we really need to work on our group project
"No, no, no don't open. I need to put something on first !"
"This new TikTok trend is SO crazy, haha !"
"So that's how we celebrate carnival in my country, its fun, right ?"
"Can I use your wachine machine ? It'll be really quick I promise !"
"You're just silly, now give me my towel back !"
"This is a Halloween party, why am I the only one wearing a costume ?"
"I'm glad you brought me to this party, son, it's so fun !"
"Hello ladies, my ticket says I have bed n°24"
"I'll only do it if you do the same !"
"Don't tell me I also forgot my ticket..."
"This sport is fun but it's intense !"
"I turned my pants into shorts on my own, great work, right ?"
"Do you mind if I show you my tatoos ?"
"Thank you for lending me your swimsuit, even if it's a little small !"
"Sorry Sir, can you bend your head down, for a better haircut ?"
"I only accepted because it was dark, why did they turn on the light ?"
"I spent all my money on the dolphin and zero on the swimsuit"
"Hum, roomie ? You should knock, it's my room !"
"Wait a sec, are you really a designer ? Let me see your sketches !"
"I forgot my top at home, do you mind if I swim like this ?"
"I lost my bottoms at last night's party. Yep, that sucks !"
"Did I just feel someone's boner ?"
"Stop asking, I won't jump in the water with this swimsuit !"
"Sir, everytime I take a bath there is a leak over here !"
"I'm stuck, come and carry me !"
"I know it tapers, it symbolizes the passing of time !"
"Hey neighbour I'm reading, you want to come in ?"
"That's how I like to go in town on hot days !"
"Hey room-mate, it's your time to do the laundry !"
"Sorry mister, can you move ? I'm trying to tan !"
"Don't try to overtake me, take your time"
"Why are you laughing ? I'm destroying you !"
"Check this out, I just worked out my abs !"
"Haha there's so much sand I don't even need a bikini !"
"Can you put some sunscreen on me ?"
"The hotel's jacuzzi is mixed, but at least there is one"
"Hello Ma'am, did you order breakfast ?"
"Pants are a scam, we can only feel cold on the upper body !"

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