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Porn Plots

Mrs. President is horny.
My BFF is a pornstar?
Why can't my Saturdays start like this?
"Sorry sir, let me make that up to you."
Making the perfect woman.
Making the perfect woman. Pt. 2
Federal Body Inspectors.
Distractions.
Undercover cock.
"Freeze! You're under her dress!"
What a nice wedding.
Bra Tug of War
Little Red Ride-Him-Good
Alone in the desert.
When pornstars do the news.
"Sorry, I must've nipple dialed you."
World Cup (extended version)
This unfortunately happens too often for me:/
Playing W.H.O.R.E.S.
"I lost on purpose!"
So hard to be a doctor.
Home Invasion.
"Psst, the teacher used to be a pornstar."
World cup comes to life.
More TV action.
Prince of Bootypest
It's all about perspective.
Doggy Door
"Have you seen my son?"
Honey! I'm home!
Saving her land.
Martian.
Bra-less victory!
Orange is the new black.
"Maybe this will make you feel better."
Indoor Soccer
Who wants to fuck a pornstar?
I don't know if this is standard NASA protocol.
Devil and Angel
What do you want to watch ladies?
Freaking Friday
Freaking Friday pt. 2
Nudist mother.
Wedding Day
What does a lesbian gift her bisexual girlfriend?
The slut cure.
2spooky4me
At the fire station (x-post /r/unexpected)
Anya Ivy: Dinosaur Hunter
DildoFinger
"wait, you're not that guy with the mustache?"
Sexy or Not?
Stepson or no, you do NOT mislabel prostitutes around Krissy Lynn.
Realdoll owners be like.
It's just a prank bro!
Power Bangers: A Xxx Parody
Fucking Your Bro's Little Sister Is A Major Violation Of The Bro Code
Caught In The Shower And Fucked
A Doctors Appointment Gone Right?
Don't Do Homework At A Thot's House