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My debugging turned out really bad
Found in the CS building at my university: "I code like I..."
I code like I F*** (nsfw language)
Co-worker took some old office jokes and made me a mug - Grumpy Catdick included
There is no way that would compile. NSFW
How to explain Exceptions in programming
E-mailed this screenshot to the guy responsible for our TV channel's web content,
Let's see how long it takes you to find the programming mistake.
Graphic design
What I picture when writing end-to-end tests (NSFW)
Trust test.
People have too much time.
NSFW SPOILERS SILICON VALLEY...the css class on the Pied Piper website x/post r/siliconvalleyhbo
[NSFW] When someone pisses me off...
[NSFW] After a hackathon, restyling the code :(
So this guy in my introductory Java class told me I should try and write a program
Why Programmers Can Never Pick Up [Mildly NSFW]
(NSFW) 5-way MySQL joins be like...
It is all about javascript [NSFW]
Thanks for the relevant ad, google
This would have DEFINITELY made a 14 year old me pay more attention in class. (NSFW)
int your...
Google needs to GO implement AI here, cat videos expected but missing
Coincidence? I think not.
When your variable naming is on point [FTFY]
When that ass [NSFW?]
The things I'll try when stuck on a problem for weeks
My roommate was playing Kanye and I felt inspired
Just found out the picture depicting Lenna is actually part of a picture that appeared
This really sums it all up
Some NSFW VBScript code...
Writing an Interpreter with Lex, Yacc, and Memphis : The Analizer
I don't know what to reply
Hello, I would like to hear a Javascript joke.
Using minimap ?
[NSFW] My Fetish
ಠ_ಠ
The new Wolfram ALPHA mascot.
Erased Art At 1(pm) [Shitpost]
[NSFW] Zucked!
[NSFW] Refactoring after you find a builtin method that does what you need
safety first by whitebox (female)
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Honestly? It doesn’t get much more secure than that
Let's rename this unused variable...
Gotta get your priorities straight
Front-end security (X-post /r/therewasanattempt)
Kinky Code found in VLSI demonstration
When it's a miracle every time it compiles and you don't want to risk fucking something
Okay... Who's been searching this...
Rookie mistakes
[Dark] AI knew it before it was cool
Codewarts.
I like my mornings like I like my design patterns
How programmers get their stack blown
Be a very valuable predictor!
I TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Blacked
Committing code on a holiday..
I swear I can't remember how to write a **switch**